Question: are you out there mr.fantastic?
are you out there mr,clean?
are you out there mr. rogers?
are you out there mr. clean?
Answer: Do not know. Need help.
Question: what question carnt you answer yes to?
Answer: are you asleep
Question: Their are three gaurds and three prisoners who need to cross a river. Their boat only holds two people at a time, and the number of prisoners must NEVER be allowed to outnumber the number of gaurds on either side of the river; otherwise, the prisoners will overpower the gaurds and, well, the story will come to an abrupt end.

Determine how many trips it will take to safely transport all of the gaurds and prisoners across the river, list each of the trips that need to be made and who is in the boat and who is on each of the riverbanks during each trip
Answer: someone posted this and said that it was impossible. well a plausiable solution could be this.


first trip across: a guard and a prisoner, drop off guard. Send prisoner back across.

Second: prisoner back over to pick up another prisoner, and then back to drop that prisoner off.

Third: send the prisoner again back over to pick up a guard, then drop off that guard.

Fourth: Then send the prisoner back over to pick up last guard and then both cross river to meet up with remaining 4. All cross the river safely.
Question: Men crave me
Men despise me
Men respect me
Men take me to thier grave
But yet i fo not die
Answer: Respect
Question: What building has the most storys?
Answer: a library
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What number comes next?
Answer: 11131221133112132113212221
Question: Why did the pupils eat their homework?
Answer: Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Question: A man lives in a big building. He works on the 50th floor but works on the 1st. Everyday he takes the elavator to the 1st floor but when going back takes it to the 25th and walks the rest of the way up. Why?
Answer: He is a midget and can't reach the 50th button.
Question: A man in his car was shoot, there are no bullet holes in the car, windows are up doors are locked how did the man get shoot.
Answer: A convertable
Question: if a dog is tie to a peice of string that is 6m long, how can he reach a bone that is 7m away?
Answer: the other end of the string isnt tied to anything!