Question: A woman attends a funeral after breaking up with her boyfriend. There she meets the man of her dreams. However, at the end of the funeral she is sad since the man of her dreams has left the funeral and she didn't get to talk to him or get his phone number. The next day she kills her sister, explain?

Question: There is a dead man in the center of a field. He carried with him an unopened package. As he neared the center of the field, he knew he was going to die. How did he know he was going to die?

Question: I'm dirty when I'm alive
but delicious when I'm dead
I'm part of many insults
bases on how I look
Fortunatly I'm aslo depicted as famous person
when they think of me as looney.

Question: What murmurs, whistles, hot as a fever and vomits liquid?

Question: How can you get 9 horses in seven stables?

Question: I travel all around the world but stay in one corner. What am I?

Question: i am a type of weather i happen any time of year i am not rain,lighting,or hail what am i.

Question: Imagine you are on the deck of a ship in the middle of the ocean and a lady walks by you, stops, and pushes you overboard. SPLASH! By the time you realised where you were, the ship was out of sight. You struggle to keep your head above water, but when you look around you see a shark coming straight towards you. What do you do?

Question: This man went into his home, went up the stairs, went into his room and turned on the lights. He killed himself. WHY?????

Question: what stay's in the corner but travels all over the world