Question: Which flower is not used in pooja?
Answer: cauliflower
Question: look at the nubers on my face,you wont find 13 any place
Answer: clock
Question: were do you go to fing your favorite dogs mountion and your dogs name is rocky
Answer: rocky mountions
Question: You're the bus driver. On your bus there are 50 people. At the first stop 25 get off. At the second 62 get on. At the third 94 get off and 38 get on. At the next stop 62 get on and 4 get off
What color are the bus drivers eyes?
What color are the bus drivers eyes?
Answer: What color are your eyes? (you're the bus driver)
Question: whats more powerful than god, more evil than the devil, rich men want it, poor men have it, and if you eat it youll die
Answer: nothing
Question: what has roots that nobody sees,
is taller than trees,
up up it goes,
yet it never grows?
is taller than trees,
up up it goes,
yet it never grows?
Answer: mountain!
Question: I am as strong as seven men.
I am as tall as seven men.
Yet seven men can not stand me on my end.
I am as tall as seven men.
Yet seven men can not stand me on my end.
Answer: A rope
Question: Two people lay dead in a room. There are in a completely empty room, apart from a teddy bear. How did they die?
Answer: Old age, duh.
Question: If you look at the numbers on my face you won't find 13 anyplace. what am I.
Answer: CLOCK!
Question: how would you make 30 cents with two coins if one of the coins was not a nickel
Answer: a quarter and a nickel because one coin isnt a nickel just the other one is.
