Question: what starts with "E" ends with "E"
and only has 1 letter in it?
and only has 1 letter in it?
Answer: An envelope
Question: you are in a room with no doors or widows how do you get out?
Answer: The door frame
Question: whats in the air and stays there unless you take it down
Answer: a flag
Question: What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
Answer: a penny
Question: There are 5 fishes in the water.... 1 drowns.... How many fishes are left?
Answer: 5 becuase.... Fish can't drown!
Question: There was a london scholor walking along.
He pulled of his gloves an Drew of his
head. What was that london scholors name?
Hint: The name was inside the sentence.
He pulled of his gloves an Drew of his
head. What was that london scholors name?
Hint: The name was inside the sentence.
Answer: An-Drew. Andrew.
Question: there is a man and he lives on the 30th floor apartment and he goes on the elevator down to the bottom floor and goes to work and then comes back into the elevator and goes to the 20th floor and walks the rest why does he do that?
Answer: he was to short and couldn't reach the 30th button
Question: People want you dead Why?
Answer: YOUR ASS! CUZ YOU FAT!
Question: As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with 7 wives
And each wife had 7 sacks,
And each sack had 7 cats,
And each cat has 7 kits,
Kits, cats, sacks, and wifes,
How many were going to St. Ives?
I met a man with 7 wives
And each wife had 7 sacks,
And each sack had 7 cats,
And each cat has 7 kits,
Kits, cats, sacks, and wifes,
How many were going to St. Ives?
Answer: One.
