Question: A man was getting ready for a date. After dresssing himself, he suddenly realized he had forgotten to grab a pair of socks. The man had 100 pair, half black-half white. The light was out in his bedroom but he could feel his way around the darkness and find the sock drawer. Because of the darkness, the man could only feel around for socks. He couldn't see the color and because he was a slob the black and white socks where all mixed up together in the drawer... How many sock must the man grab in order to insure a pair of same colored socks?
Answer: The answer is 3. There are only 2 colors, black and white. If he picks three socks, two will automatically be the same color.
Question: A man is traped in a room with no doors no windows. 4 walls a celing and a floor. there is also a table and a light. How does he get out?
Answer: He looks at the light and sees what he saw.
He takes the Saw and cuts the table in half.
Two halves make a whole (hole)
he crawls out the hole.
Question: AS I WAS WALKING ACROSS THE LONDON BRIDGE I MET A MAN WHO DREW HIS HAT AND DREW HIS CANE AND IN THIS RIDDLE I SAID HIS NAME, WHAT IS IT?
Answer: ANDREW
Question: There is a guy. One day, he flips 3 times, and has 3 heads!! But, the guy himself has only one head, still. HOW??????
Answer: The guy flipped 3 quarters, and got 3 heads, instead of tails!!!!!
Question: what qeustion can you never answer yes to
Answer: yes
Question: Your going on a walk and you see something that does not have bones does not have meat. You pick it up put it in your pocket and put it on your shelf. Three days later it walks away. What is it?
Answer: An egg
Question: a man got traped with the army there were two papers one said yes the other no a man in the army said if you get the paper that ses no i will kill you another man comes in the room ses i put no on both papers how does he get out of it
Answer: he eats one the man looks at the paper it ses no so he thought the one the guy ate was yes
Question: what has legs but cannot walk ?
Answer: chair
Question: The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
Answer: A coffin.
Question: a cool treet that we can eat in summer
Answer: icecream