Question: Jerry went to resturaunt and order soup, as he got the soup it had a fly in it and ask the waiter to change it... He got it back and jerry complain that he didn't do anything cuz da fly was still there , but the waiter claim he did something diffrent what did the waiter do...?

Question: In a room that is empty, execpt for a puddle of water a man hangs by a rope from the ceiling. His feet are a foot from the ground. There is one open window. How did the man get tall enough to reach the rope.

Question: 500 begins it 500 ends it a 5 in the middle is seen the first of all letters the first of all people give me the name of this famouse king.

Question: It was early sunday morning. There was a Queen who lived in a huge Palace. Her son, daughter, maid, and pool boy were all there this day. There was a loud scream. The Quenn was dead. Her son was in his room doing homework. Her daughter was in the living room watching TV. The maid went to check the mail. The pool boy was cleaning the pool. Who killed the queen?

Question: what walks on four legs in the morning,two legs in the evening,and three legs at night???

Question: i live in a bungalow, the carpet is green, the walls are blue, the cieling is blue, the clock is highon the wall and yellow with spikes, there is a lamp with a thick brown stand and a green lamp shade.what colour is the stairs?

Question: what runs but does not walk
has a mouth but does not talk
has a head but does not weep
and has a bed but does not sleep

Question: A man was born in 1955 today is his 18th birthday, how is that possible?

Question: There is a guard and he finds a bag in the airport. On the tag it says, marry, adam, daniel, obi, nathaniel, nikki, ace , How did the gaurd know whose bag it was. (LOOK AT THE NAMES CAREFULLY).

Question: what store lets their customers do something that they would get arrested for in another store???