Question: A man and his wife had a baby.The male baby is named coninfood.His mother's name is container.What is his father's name?
Answer: His Father's name is Food!!
Question: you are standing next to a lake. you have 2 bottles ONLY. One of the bottles is a 5litre bottle and the other one is a 3 litre bottle.
you have an unlimited supply of water and you need 4 litres.
the bottles are not labled and you cannot estimate how much water a bottle contains.
you have an unlimited supply of water and you need 4 litres.
the bottles are not labled and you cannot estimate how much water a bottle contains.
Answer: first you fill the 3 litre bottle to the top and you add the 3 litres of water to the 5 litre bottle you then fill the 3 litre bottle up again and add it to the 5 litre bottle.
the 5litre bottle is now full and the 3 litre bottle has 1 litre in it. so you empty the 5 litre bottle and add 1 litre to it from the remaining of the 3 litre bottle once the 5 litre bottle has 1 litre in it, you fill up the 3 litre bottle and add it to the five litre bottle.
the 5litre bottle is now full and the 3 litre bottle has 1 litre in it. so you empty the 5 litre bottle and add 1 litre to it from the remaining of the 3 litre bottle once the 5 litre bottle has 1 litre in it, you fill up the 3 litre bottle and add it to the five litre bottle.
Question: there are five men man number one is hot man number two is cold man number three is fine and the other two are drunk there are three people drunk who is the other one?
here is a clue he is not the cold man
here is a clue he is not the cold man
Answer: the man who is fine because there in a hot place
Question: What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper,It's white with black printing and read when used.
Question: Even though i'm far from the point i don't make mistakes i fix yours. what am i?
Answer: eraser
Question: I can grow over 500 times, than that of a human. I eat and eat, non-stop, and I move either fast or slow. (depending on the conditions of the weather) I hate water, and most liquids. Also, I love air. What am I?
Answer: I am a fire.
Question: You're snowboarding in a canyon and a wing falls off. How many pancakes fit in the dog house?
Answer: None. Penguins don't wear sombreros.
Question: a beggar has a brother who lives in spain yet the brother has no brother please explain
Answer: the beggar is a girl
Question: I am one in a year, twice in a week, and once in a century. What am I???
Answer: I am the letter E.
Question: Two men were in a desert, one injured, and one not. The injured one had something in his backpack, and the other one did not. What happened?
Answer: The two men jumped off a plane and one was not able to pull his parachute out and fell right straight into the ground while other was able to.
