Question: A man was put into a cell in which there was no way that he could escape. However, he was given a mirror and a bench and was told to escape. How can this be?
Answer: First of all, look into the mirror, see what you saw? The saw that you see take it and cut the bech into two. Two halves make one whole. The whole that you see go through it. And there, he has escaped.
Question: Ok, so these two Joos walk into a bar. you still with me? ok good. So about the joos they walk into the bar and ask for a kosher hot dog with their brewskys. They then go from the bar after enjoying their koshers and beer and go straight to the bank to deposit some money. They are not Jewish, who are they?
Answer: They're both named Joo!!!!!!!! its Korean!!!!!! GOtcha!
Question: a chef had 50red beans in a pot and 50 green beans in another pot he took the beans a trew up high and thel landed back as the way he started back in the pots againg how did he do it
Question: There's a family of 5 a mom,dad,sister brother and the baby.They're in a plan but it's about to crash but they only have 4 parashoots so they have to leave somebody,they decide to leave the baby instead.So the family jumps off the plan with the baby behind,when the family gets home the see the baby sitting on the couch watching Jerry Spinger.The dad said what are you doing here?
Answer: The baby said:Me chines me no dum me hold on to daddys bum dad go Booom me go Zooom that's how me got here so soon.
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