Question: What two letters can u use to spell the word candy?
Answer: c and y
Question: as i was going to saint Iises i met a guy with seven wives with seven sacks and seven cats who each had seven kittens

how many were going to saintIises
Answer: easy the story starts off by saying as i was going to saint Iises 1!
Question: what goes up a drainpipe down, but not down a drainpipe up?
Answer: an umbrella
Question: What gets wetter and wetter while drying?
Answer: A Towel.
Question: A duck is swimming in a lake. A cat is sitting in her tail. If the duck dives, what happens to the cat?
Answer: cat gets wet
Question: A monster has captured you. He is just kind enough to let you decide how you die, so he gets you to say a sentence. If it is the truth he will barbeque you, it it is a lie he will boil you, if you give him a command he will broil you, if you give him a question he will grill you. What do you say if you don't want to die?
Answer: You will boil me
Question: spell seven words using droves wens
Answer: seven words
Question: i am a red carpet with seats around me they are sometimes yellow ,white and black what am i
Answer: your mouth

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Question: It cannot be seen cannot be felt cannot be heard cannot be smelt,
It lies behind stars and under hills and empty holes it fills,
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life and kills laughter.
What is it?
Answer: Darkness
Question: what is geater than god
more evil than the devil
the rich need it
the poor have it
and if you ate it you'd die
Answer: nothing!