Question: McDonalds is giving away toys with Happy Meals, ten in all. When you have all ten, you are still missing some. How is that possible?
Answer: You got two of the same toys.
Question: You in a square room with an all southern view.

A bear walks past the window.

What colour is the bear?
Answer:
Answer: The bear is White.

Why? - The room has an 'All southern view' - You can therefore only be in one place - the North Pole. The bear is a polar bear - hence his white colour.
Question: rich men want it, poor men have it, its greater than God and its seven letters long. What is it?
Answer: nothing
Question: why did the bear catch a cold?
Answer: idk someone esls answer that
Question: A Plane crashes on the border line of Canada and The United States.Where would you bury the survivors?
Answer: No where. You can't bury survivors.
Question: I can wear a ring, i help you hear, they arent really noticable, i can be big or small, i can come in weird shaped, i have a drum inside of me. WHAT AM I?
Answer: EARLOB/ EAR DAHHHHH
Question: 500 begins it 500 ends it a 5 in the middle is seen the first of all letters the first of all people give me this famouse king
you have to know your roman numerals to get this very good
Answer: king david
Question: which is the biggest pan of the world?
Answer: japan
Question: What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?
Answer: A man. In the morning of your life you are a baby and crawl on 4 legs. In the afternoon of your life you are able to walk on 2 legs. In the evening of your life you walk with a cane which makes 3 legs.
Question: if you are ultra clever you should know the answere to no# 10. if you are super clever you should know the answere to no# 9, 8 and 7. if you are clever you should know the answere to no# 6, 5, and 4. if you are dumb you should know the answere to no#3, 2 and 1. you are NOT allowed to use a calculator. if you get stuck you can use a calculator

dumb questions
1.what is 2*2
2.what is 3*3
3.what is 4*4
clever qustions
4.what is 21*15
5.what is 72*17
6.what is 91*23
super clever questions
7.what is 333*12
8.what is 365*448
9.what is 999*123
ultra clever question
10.what is 1954*5995
Answer: 1. 4
2. 9
3. 16
4. 315
5. 1,224
6. 2,093
7. 3,996
8. 163,520
9. 122,877
10. 11,714,230