Question: There are four guys and one lady. The lady would take all four of them to the desert, but they can only bring one item with them. The first guy brings a bag of doodoo. The second guy brings a lightbulb. The third guy brings a shop full of hamburgers. The last guy brings a door of a car.
Why did they brought the items?
Why did they brought the items?
Answer: First guy brings poo so that he could feed it to the camel when they starve.
Second guy brings lightbulb so that when he feels dumb, he can plug it in to make him look smart. The third guy brings a shop with hamburgers so that when he is bored, he can burn it down. The last guy brings a car door so that whenever he farts, he can roll down the window.
Second guy brings lightbulb so that when he feels dumb, he can plug it in to make him look smart. The third guy brings a shop with hamburgers so that when he is bored, he can burn it down. The last guy brings a car door so that whenever he farts, he can roll down the window.
Question: One day,a police ran after the theif while they walk pass the postand,the police caught up with the theif and search his body but cant find any money in his body.Why is that so??
Answer: Because the theif had already prepared an envolope and had slipped in the money in the envelope when he ran passed the poststand,he had put it in the postand to mail the money to his house so he was proven innocent
Question: What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it drops out of a tree, it'll kill you?
Answer: A pool table
Question: First thinl of the person who lives in disguise,
who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies.
Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend,
The middle of middle and end of the end?
And finaly give me the sound often heard,
during the search for a hard-to-find word.
Now string them together, and answer me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies.
Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend,
The middle of middle and end of the end?
And finaly give me the sound often heard,
during the search for a hard-to-find word.
Now string them together, and answer me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
Answer: A Spider
Question: how many letters are in the alphabet?
Answer: 8.
Question: the two tomatoes were on there way crossing the boarder and one of the tomatoes got sqashed by a car so what did the other tomatoe say to the one who got sqashed?
Answer: come on ketchup
Question: a guy is jogging down the street.he looks to the side and saw his frinds door open and saw blood on the door.he ran around to the back and unfogged the window called the cops and thay took him to jail.why did thay take him to jail?
Answer: you can only unfog a window from the in side so thay think he did it.
Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
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and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer? Just repost this bulletin with the title "The World's Hardest Riddle", and then check your inbox. You'll get a message with the correct answer in it. Good luck
Answer: no one knows!
Question: I have a father and mother, yet I am not their son. Who am I??
Answer: I am their daughter.
Question: After a hard days work you return home to make dinner.Suddenly the house goes up in flames and you never make it out.How did the house catch fire?
Answer: You are a smoker and as soon as you turned on the gas the gas ignited and burned the house.
