Question: A little boy and his father were at the beach one day when the little boy slipped and banged his head on the sharp rocks. He needed surgery and the father had to go home. But when he was about to go into theatre a doctor goes up to the boy and says:
"I cant operate on him, he's my son..." Who was the doctor?
Answer: Hi mother
Question: a man has been locked in a room with nothing but a calendar which says 'spring' and a piano. he is starving and de hydrated and wants to get out. how can he get out having had something to eat and drink?
Answer: drink from the spring, eat the dates on the calendar , take a key from the piano and unlock the door.
Question: There was a small girl who lived in the tenth floor of a building but she used to go to the sixth floor and climb 4 stairs with the stairs. Why?
Answer: She could not reach the tenth number.
Question: I am full of wisdom,and knowledge. I get what you want in a blink of an in. I am known to man.
Full of endless wisdom.
Answer: Computer
Question: I own a hotel. It's not a large hotel, mind. Just a little place for passing people to drop by and spend the night if need be. After all, I do only have nine rooms available. Considering how humble my little hotel was, I thought nine was all I would need. Boy, was I wrong.

My hotel was completely empty for a while, but one night, ten people barged in, all at once. Ten! Ten is a fine number to have in a day, but could you imagine they all came at once! And what's more, none of the ten were together - they were ten individuals wanting a room each! As you can tell, fitting ten people into a nine room hotel was a slight problem.

But by thinking on my feet, I solved the problem without delay.

I put the first two people in room 1. I know I said they wanted a room each, but bear with me for a moment. I then put the third person in room 2, the fourth in room 3, the fifth in room 4, the sixth in room 5, the seventh in room 6, the eighth in room 7, and then ninth in room 8. Now I still have room 9 left over, and guess what? I still had the pair in room 1. So I took out one person and put him in room 9, thus fitting the tenth person in the ninth room.

Would you make a good hotel owner - do you have any idea how my little magic worked here?
Answer: It's quite simple, really. I threw you off scent by saying that I stuck the tenth person in the ninth room. However, pay close attention, and you'll see I did no such thing - I placed the SECOND person in there. And what about the tenth? He had to find a different place. Can't expect me to go and add a new room in a second, can you?
Question: imagin that your in a box, how do you get out?
Answer: stop imaging
Question: A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "That's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
Answer: The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.
Question: So this man is in a swamp.And he is in boat and he is about to fall out.He is notwareing a life jacket.So he grabs somthing hairy so he does not fall out.What did he grab?
Answer: A bobcats tail.The bobcat is in a tree.p.s I hope it does not eat him!
Question: friend=tom dead guy=lary one day tom tried to call lary there was no answer so he goes t his house, wipes off the fog from the outside of the window and see's lary dead he lets him self in and calls the police and tells him his story, how did the police man know tom killed larry?
Answer: fog only forms on the inside of the window!:-D
Question: There was 75 people in the lottery 11 people left. How many people were in the lottery.
Answer: 75 people. The people can't take themself out of the drawing!