Question: A pipe, a slug, a can of wax, a car, a star, a jar, an ax, water that's shallow, water that's deep, a man awake, a man asleep, a great big boat, a peice of ice, a fig, a wig, a pizza slice, a mat, a bat, a cat, a bike, how are these things all alike?
Answer: They are all a part of this riddle, silly!
Question: You are stuck in a house with no way out. All you have is a mirror. How do you get out?
Answer: You look in the mirror and see what you saw, grab the saw and saw a hole in the house. and walk through.
Question: Whatam I????I am small, a cute one, and a great one.what am i??
Answer: a cute,a small,and a great pokemon!!
Question: You are in a concrete cube. there is no electricity, just concrete. you have a chainsaw, a lamp, and a chair. How do you get out?
Answer: Cut the chair in half, two halves make a whole and you get out
Question: A man was accused for robbing his neighbor Ms. Morray. Here was his statement:
"I coudn't have robbed from that woman because while at my house, she was looking into a wonderful piece of bowl-shaped silver that I happen to own. If I robbed her, she could not have seen my face..."

Why didn't she see his face in the silver? After all, it was very shiny!
Answer: The silver was bowl-shaped. That means that if she was looking into it, the mans face would have been upsidedown!
Question: white horses on a red hill. what am I?
Answer: teeth
Question: once there was a man and his wife and only once a week the man would give the wife a peice of cheese and that is all the food she got. One week when the man returns to feed the wife he finds her dead and this was fifteen years after he started doing this routine of feeding her cheese only once a week. how did she survive just eating one piece of cheese a week.
Answer: When she ate the cheese shortly after she had to poop so she just kept eating her poop and living untill one day she had no poop left to poop. so she died.
Question: i have no life to live or die i have no legs to dance and no lungs to breathe yet i do all three wut am i
Answer: a flame
Question: If April showers bring May flowers then what do May flowers bring?
Answer: pilgrims because of the boatThe Mayflower
Question: what is black and white and red all over
Answer: it is a newspaper well you see you are supposed to write read like that like that so you trick everyone.