Question: how did a child manage2 stay in skool 4 3 days.!!!
Answer: he stole food from the wending machina
Question: A man celebrated his 21st birthday in 2006 and He also announced that he was born in 1781. How is this POSSIBLE?
Answer: The man was born in the hospital room, 1781.
Question: There was a man who goes into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of water. Instead, the bartender holds up a gun. The man says, "Thank you!" and leaves. Why?
Answer: The man had the hiccups. He wanted water to get rid of them, but getting scared works too.
Question: i am white and grey. i am fuzzy. i grow on trees. i come out in the spring. What am I
Answer: pussy willow
Question: there once was a man that was in jail he had a glass of water and a whole plate of food in the other room that was placed out once a week but there was a 12 inch thick door between the food and him. How did he survive a year?
Answer: who said the 12inch thick door was closed.
Question: The one who made it
Didn't want it,
The one who bought it
Didn't use it,
The one who used it
Couldn't see it?
What is it?
Didn't want it,
The one who bought it
Didn't use it,
The one who used it
Couldn't see it?
What is it?
Answer: A Coffin
Question: what did the traffic light say to the car?
Answer: don't look!i'm changing!
Question: Clear as crystal,cold as ice, swift like the wind, but never seen, never forgoten. What am I?
Answer: A Ghost.
Question: What word has over 1,000 letters in it.
Answer: Post Office
Question: What has four wheels and flys?
Answer: A garbage truck.
