Question: what eat but never gets full but when it drinks it dies?
Answer: Fire
Question: Po likes Cho,Ming likes Loe,Pimp likes...
Answer: Hoe.
Question: What has eyes but no ears,
skin but no hair,
white on the inside,
brown on the outside.
skin but no hair,
white on the inside,
brown on the outside.
Answer: A potato
Question: Whats once in time ,twice in a moment ,but never in a thousand years?
Answer: M
Question: once i'm spoken i'm broken
Answer: Silence
Question: THIS GUY HAS A TICKET FOR A MOVIE. HE GIVES THE TICKET TO HIS GIRLFRIEND, SHE RIPS IT. WHY?
Answer: SHE WORKS THERE
Question: as your ideas grow I shrink. what am I?
Answer: a pencil
Question: Where water flows upwards I there reside;
behind humans' creation is where I do hide
While inside I dream of how up I could fly
and rising outside I see all under the sky
Where am I?
behind humans' creation is where I do hide
While inside I dream of how up I could fly
and rising outside I see all under the sky
Where am I?
Answer: A well.
Question: A rooster is on top of a house. It lays an egg. What side does the egg row down?
Answer: It doesn't. Roosters can't lay eggs!!!!
Question: black within,
red without,
with four courners,
round about.
red without,
with four courners,
round about.
Answer: a chiminey
