Question: What would you call a top-notch detective

Question: whats at the end of every and yanky
but it starts YMCA and if you dont get this
you dont deserve a kiss

Question: A man went on a camping trip on his horse. He left on Sunday and came back on Sunday but he went away for 10 days. How can this be?

Question: a hill full a hole full beat you can't catch a bowl full

Question: what has four legs then two legs then three legs?

Question: I walk by day and night , but when the moon arises so does the beast.
What am I..........
I'm not a werewolf or a coytoe

Question: I am once in a million years, at every moment, never in an eternity, And in every minute

Question: what's twice in a millenium but not in a century?

Question: if you 1 bird per cage you have 1 bird too many. if you put 2 birds per cage you have 1 cage too many. how birds and cages do you have ?

Question: A man takes his donkeys up the mountain after a few minutes he stops to make sure that there are 30 donkeys so he gets off his donkey and fortunately counts 30. About 5 minutes later paranoid whether he still has 30 he looks back and counts 29 and realizes one has disappeared. Shocked by this he gets off and by the time he counts them all the 30th donkey is there, how is this?