Question: what is greater than god,eviler than the devil,the poor have it,the rich need it....what am i
Answer: nothing
Question: on the desk their is a black box with a whole in its side, the box is locked and the key is nowhere to be found. how do you get to the thing inside
Answer: the hole
Question: There lies a white prison, with no windows or doors. Thieves constantly seek it-for golden treasure lies inside. What is it?
Answer: An egg
Question: What gets fat without eating
and cries when not sad
What gives birth without concieving
and shouts when not mad?
Answer: Clouds
Question: what word stars whit an e and ends with an e, but only has one letter in it
Answer: finding
Question: A man was born in 1984 and died in 1964.He was 25 years old before his death. How is this possible?
Answer: 1984 and 1964 are room Numbers! not years
Question: A time when they?re green, a time when they're brown,

But both of these times, cause me to frown.

But just in between, for a very short while,

They?re perfect and yellow, and cause me to smile!

What am I talking about here?
Answer: Bananas
Question: When flipped the opposite I appear the same but have a complete different name and meaning, what am I?
Answer: "S"
Question: can a man marry his widow's sister?
Answer: no, if the man has a widow he is dead
Question: Four Men are in a boat fishing..suddenly,the boat sank....the four men sank,three of the men's
hair was wet,but one of the men's hair is dry,
how is this possible?
Answer: The Man Was Bald!