Question: Ten fish I caught without an eye,
and nine without a tail.
Half of eight, and six missing heads,
landed in my pail.
Who can tell me,
as I ask it,
how many fish are in my basket?
Answer: Zero - 10 without the "I" is 0, 9 without it's tail leaves 0, 8<-- divided here leaves twice 0, 6 without it's head leaves
Question: THERE WAS A GIRL IN HIGH SCHOOL. SHE AND HER FRIENDS ALL DECIDED TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER. JUST THEN THE CUTEST GUY ASKED HER OUT!! THEY ALL DECIDED TO CHANGE THE SLEEPOVER TO ANOTHER DAY. SHE KNEW THAT HER PARENTS WOULD SAY NO TO THE DATE SO SHE TOLD THEM THAT SHE WAS GOING TO THE SLEEPOVER INSTEAD. WHEN SHE GOT IN THE GUY'S CAR HE SAID THAT THEY WERE GOING TO HAVE A MOONLITE DINNER AT THE RIVER. BUT FIRST HE HAD TO BUY SOME BEER. SO SHE WENT WITH HIM. AFTER THE DINNER, HER DATE STARTED TO DRIVE FASTER AND FASTER! IT WAS BECAUSE HE WAS DRUNK. EVERY TIME SHE ASKED HIM TO SLOW DOWN, HE ONLY WENT FASTER! THE NEXT THING SHE KNEW, SHE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL WITH A NURSE.
SHE TOLD THE NURSE TO TELL THE PEOPLE IN THE OTHER CAR THAT SHE WAS SORRY FOR WHAT SHE HAD DONE AND THAT SHE WANTED HER PARENTS TO KNOW THAT SHE WAS SORRY AND THAT SHE LOVED THEM. JUST THEN SHE DIED. THE DOCTER CAME IN AND SAID " WHY DIDNT YOU GIVE THAT GIRL HER LAST WISH?" THEN THE NURSE SAID BECAUSE IT HAD TO DO WITH THE PEOPLE IN THE OTHER CAR THAT HAD DIED ALSO."
Question: there are 3 light bulbs in three seperate rooms. in front of you, there is a panel with 3 seperate switches. they only turn on or off. you may look inside each room only once. how can you tell which bulb belongs to which switch?
Answer: you turn on any two switches, leave them for a few minutes, and turn one off. you enter each room only once. you know that the lightbulb that is lit beongs to the switch that was left on, the bulb that is off, but hot, belongs to the switch you turned off, and the cold bulb belongs to the switch you never touched.
Question: As a whole, I am both safe and secure.
Behead me, and I become a place of meeting.
Behead me again, and I am the partner of ready.
Restore me, and I become the domain of beasts.
What am I?
Question: A pack of hungry wolves are chasing you. You run till you come across a dilapidated house with 3 rooms. The first room has weapons hidden all over which may fire anytime. The second room has a ferocious lion which hasn't eaten for many years. The third room has vials of sulphuric acid located at the ceiling which may drip anytime thus corroding one's skin. Which room will you hide in to escape from the pack of wolves?
Answer: The room with the lion! It hasn't eaten for many years and thus it's already dead.
Question: a horse is tied to a rope that is 5 meteres long. there is a barn filled with hay that is 6 meteres away, yet the horse can get up and eat the hay whenever he wants. How is that possible?
Answer: the rope is only tied to the horse, it never said anything about the rope being tied to anything else.
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