Question: if 11 = 1123583145943796516730336954932572910
and 22 = 22460662808864044820
then what does 99 make?
and 22 = 22460662808864044820
then what does 99 make?
Answer: to make the 11 one this is how you do:
1+1=2
1+2=3
2+3=5
3+5=8 and so on.
1+1=2
1+2=3
2+3=5
3+5=8 and so on.
Question: How much did the pirates earrings cost?
Answer: a buck an ear
Question: A girl and a boy were out one night. They were in the woods, and they saw 3 men hunting. Next day the girl and boy were found dead. Why is this?
Answer: It was Halloween night and they were dressed up as deers.
Question: how could it be that a man 2feet tall is higher then a man 6feet tall?
Answer: the little man smokes alot.
Question: When I was sitting on a railing I saw a ship sailing What was the captins name
If you don't know this you must be a dunce because I told you in the middle of the story
If you don't know this you must be a dunce because I told you in the middle of the story
Answer: What was the captins name
Question: You are going home. You get home and see a man all in black there. You are scared, but you do not think that he is a robber. Who is he?
Answer: The man is the umpire, and you are running home from third base.
Question: I am the hardest thing to create and maintane but I am very easily broken what am I?
Question: Two people went to antartica and they saw two people frozen in an ice cube they could see all of they and they look at it and it was adam and eve!!! how did they know it was ADAM and EVE...
Answer: Well adam and eve where the first two people on earth (us they say) so they would have no belly button because they had no mum... P.S. because they didn't have to be fead when they were samll and in the mums tummy...
Question: a man lives on the 12th (last) story of a block of flats (apartment) each day when the man comes back from work he goes in the elevator to the 6th floor and walks the rest of the way. why
Answer: the man is a midget and can not reach the 12th button!
Question: What can point in every direction but can't reach the destination by itself.
Answer: Your finger
