Question: what starts out with 4 legs then 2 legs and then 3 legs?

Question: what is fat and lazy but still works out???

Question: little nancy etticoat,
in a white petticoat,
and a red nose.
the longer she stands,
the shorter she grows.

Question: It/this person has a head and a tail but it has no body what/who is it

Question: A man had 12 sheep. All but 9 died. How many sheep did he have left?

Question: There were 19 sheep in a feild all but 2 fell down and died how many where left standing?

Question: A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?

Question: A rich and famous man died on Sunday. A detective came to the house. He first asked the maid what she had been doing on Sunday. She replied, "I was cooking and cleaning all day." The detective then asked the butler what he had been doing. He said, "I went to go pick up the mail, and then I came home." The detective then asked the limo driver what he had been doing. He said, "I was out on a date with my girlfriend. I had the day off." Who did it?

Question: What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?

Question: I am black as night,
But filled with light.
I can be seen,
Even through a screen.
I hold many secrets,
Waiting for them to be discovered.
What am I?