Question: Why was Tyler crying?
Answer: Because Tyler is baby girl!!!
Question: An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
Answer: The wise son bought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room.
Question: I turn polar bears white
and will make you cry,
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb there hair.
I make celebreties look stupid
and make people look like celereties
I turn your pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me ill pop
if you look at me youll pop
Can you guess this riddle?

97% of harvard student get this riddle wrong but 84% of kindergartners can figure this out.
think carefully.
Answer: GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question: where can you go whithout accually being there
Answer: a dream
Question: which cannot open a door?
Answer: monkey
Question: it wasn't my sister nor my brother but still was the chld of my mother n father
Answer: myself
Question: 1. two people go to gether but never meet each other
Answer: railway line
Question: Twelve is six, six is three, three is five and five is four. How?
Answer: You count the letters in eack number.
Question: At a beach.A bell rings.A woman dies.What happend??
Answer: There was a bell to signal the water was to deep to swim in.A deaf woman obouisly doesn't hear it and goes in the water and drowns!
Question: There was an old bridge.It was 2 km.the maximum
capacity it could hold 5000 kg,so only one car could go at a time.One day a car with full petrol weighed exact 5000 kg.Now even a bit of stone of 1 g falls on the bridge will break.
When the car finished 1 km 3 kg bird came and sat on the bridge did not break?????Why???
Answer: Cause after 1 km the car would break