Riddle:
Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
Answer: Asparagus and rhubarb.
Riddle:
What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
Answer: A strawberry! A strawberry is the only fruit that wears its seeds on the outside.
Riddle:
It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh.
What is it?
Answer: Lettuce.
Riddle:
There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
What is it?
Answer: Boxing.
Riddle:
Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
Answer: Baseball!
Riddle:
Where are the lakes that are referred to in the "Los Angeles Lakers?"
Answer: In Minnesota. The team was originally known as the Minneapolis Lakers and kept the name when they moved west.
Riddle:
I’m filled with air and hide under your seat; sit down, and I’ll give you a treat. What am I?
Answer: A whoopee cushion.
A classic prank tool, it’s a staple of April Fools' Day mischief.
Riddle:
There was a man who wanted to prove his love to his wife. So, he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean and walked the biggest desert. What do you think his wife said?
Answer: Nothing. She divorced him for never being at home.
Riddle:
The day before yesterday, Chris was 7 years old. Next year, she'll turn 10.
How is this possible?
Answer: Today is Jan. 1st. Yesterday, December 31, was Chris's 8th birthday. On December 30, she was still 7. This year she will turn 9, and next year, she'll turn 10.
Riddle:
Two women and two doctors walk into an ice cream parlor. They each order an ice cream cone. When their ice creams come, there is only 1 strawberry,1 chocolate and 1 vanilla.
How come they didn't complain?
Answer: One of the women was a doctor!
