Riddle:
I know a place where fellows go without a shoe or stocking. And no one tells them, "Go away!" Or thinks their costume is shocking. Each year I spend much of my time In that delightful place, And while I'm there, they don’t expect a boy to wash his face. What am I?
Answer: A bed.
Riddle:
A fast food restaurant sells chicken in orders of 6,9 and 20. What's the largest number of pieces of chicken you cannot order from the restaurant?
Answer: 43 is the last number that doesn't fall into these categories.
Riddle:
What creature has one voice, but has four feet in the morning, two feet in the afternoon, and three feet in the evening?
Answer: Man crawls on all fours as a baby, walks on two as an adult, and needs a walking cane when old. The Sphinx posed this riddle to Oedipus who solved the riddle correctly.
Riddle:
There was once a house. In the house was a garden, In the garden was a pond, On the pond was a boat, An' by the boat was a girl, In a pretty petticoat. What was her name? Well that's such a shame, 'Cause it's hidden in the middle of this riddle! What is she called?
Answer: Her name is Anne. The riddle is sung as a song (henceforth it rhymes), meaning when sung the word and is pronounced as an', giving away her name!
Riddle:
What gets bigger the more you take from it?
Answer: A hole.
Riddle:
Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist?
Answer: He sold his soul to santa.
Riddle:
Like a cap, it is worn on the head, And its color, brown, yellow or red, May change much in, style If worn a great while. And look like a hank of white thread. What is it?
Answer: A wig.
Riddle:
What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?
Answer: A donut.
Riddle:
Children don't know me. Older men take care of me. Women are panicking because of me. Because of me men take up arms. What am I?
Answer: A beard.
Riddle:
There are twelve people in a room, 4 are alive, 6 are dead. How many people are there?
Answer: 12.
