Riddle:
What did the bored cow say when he got up in the morning?
Answer: "Just an udder day."
Riddle:
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
Answer: SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
Riddle:
What do cows give after an earthquake?
Answer: Milk shakes.
Riddle:
Why don't cows have money?
Answer: Because the farmer milks them dry.
Riddle:
What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?
Answer: Steer Wars.
Riddle:
What do you call a cow that lost its calf?
Answer: De-calf-inated.
Riddle:
How do cowboys ride steers?
Answer: With Steer-ing wheels.
Riddle:
Where do cows go for entertainment?
Answer: The moovies.
Riddle:
Where do cows go to dance?
Answer: The Meatball.
Riddle:
What music do cows like to dance to?
Answer: Cow-lypso (Calypso) music.
