Riddle:
Why don't cows have money?
Answer: Because the farmer milks them dry.
Riddle:
What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?
Answer: Steer Wars.
Riddle:
What do you call a cow that lost its calf?
Answer: De-calf-inated.
Riddle:
How do cowboys ride steers?
Answer: With Steer-ing wheels.
Riddle:
Where do cows go for entertainment?
Answer: The moovies.
Riddle:
Where do cows go to dance?
Answer: The Meatball.
Riddle:
What music do cows like to dance to?
Answer: Cow-lypso (Calypso) music.
Riddle:
What has six legs but old walks with four?
Answer: A horse and rider.
Riddle:
The outlaw went for a trip on friday for three days and came back on friday.
How is this possible?
Answer: His horse was named Friday
Riddle:
What does a male sheep do when he is angry?
Answer: He goes on a ram-page.
