Riddle:
Why did the outlaw go to the river?
Answer: He heard it had two banks.
Riddle:
Who is the meanest goat in the west?
Answer: Billy the Kid.
Riddle:
What did the robber get his wife for her birthday?
Answer: A stole.
Riddle:
What happened when the painter threw his painting at the old man?
Answer: He had an art attack.
Riddle:
What do outlaws eat with their milk?
Answer: Crookies.
Riddle:
Why couldn't the church steeple keep a secret?
Answer: Because the bell always tolled.
Riddle:
When is a pistol like a young horse?
Answer: When it is a colt.
Riddle:
What do you call a baby rifle?
Answer: Son of a gun.
Riddle:
Why did the banana run from the outlaw?
Answer: Because it was yellow.
Riddle:
Why did the man shoot the clock?
Answer: He was killing time.
