Riddle:
What happened when the painter threw his painting at the old man?
Answer: He had an art attack.
Riddle:
What do outlaws eat with their milk?
Answer: Crookies.
Riddle:
Why couldn't the church steeple keep a secret?
Answer: Because the bell always tolled.
Riddle:
When is a pistol like a young horse?
Answer: When it is a colt.
Riddle:
What do you call a baby rifle?
Answer: Son of a gun.
Riddle:
Why did the banana run from the outlaw?
Answer: Because it was yellow.
Riddle:
Why did the man shoot the clock?
Answer: He was killing time.
Riddle:
What did the bored cow say when he got up in the morning?
Answer: "Just an udder day."
Riddle:
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
Answer: SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
Riddle:
What do cows give after an earthquake?
Answer: Milk shakes.
