Riddle:
Who has red bumps and is the fastest gun in the west?
Answer: Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry.
Riddle:
What is small, purple, and dangerous?
Answer: A grape with a six-shooter.
Riddle:
How did the sheriff find the missing barber?
Answer: He combed the town.
Riddle:
Why did the sheriff go to the barbeque?
Answer: He heard it was a place to have a steak out.
Riddle:
Why did the outlaw hold up the bakery?
Answer: He kneaded the dough.
Riddle:
Why did the outlaw steal the deck of cards?
Answer: He heard there were 13 diamonds in it.
Riddle:
What does a pickle say when it wants to enter a poker game?
Answer: "Dill me in."
Riddle:
Why did the outlaw go to the river?
Answer: He heard it had two banks.
Riddle:
Who is the meanest goat in the west?
Answer: Billy the Kid.
Riddle:
What did the robber get his wife for her birthday?
Answer: A stole.
