Riddle:
Why is a bubble like a bruise?
Answer: Because it comes from a blow.
Riddle:
Why is a ferry boat like a good rule?
Answer: Because it works both ways.
Riddle:
What kind of vegetable is unpopular on board ships?
Answer: A leek.
Riddle:
What chins are never shaved?
Answer: Sea Urchins.
Riddle:
What goes through a door but never goes in or comes out?
Answer: A keyhole.
Riddle:
What islands should have good singers?
Answer: The Canary islands.
Riddle:
Who was the most famous cat in the wild west?
Answer: Kit-ty Carson.
Riddle:
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Answer: Introduce it to Jesse James.
Riddle:
Where do dead outlaws go on a saturday night?
Answer: To ghost towns.
Riddle:
Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?
Answer: Messy James.
