Riddle:
Why are trees in winter like troublesome visitors?
Answer: Because it's a long time before they leave.
Riddle:
What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?
Answer: All the difference in the world.
Riddle:
When is a ship at sea not on the water?
Answer: When she is on fire.
Riddle:
Why is a bubble like a bruise?
Answer: Because it comes from a blow.
Riddle:
Why is a ferry boat like a good rule?
Answer: Because it works both ways.
Riddle:
What kind of vegetable is unpopular on board ships?
Answer: A leek.
Riddle:
What chins are never shaved?
Answer: Sea Urchins.
Riddle:
What goes through a door but never goes in or comes out?
Answer: A keyhole.
Riddle:
What islands should have good singers?
Answer: The Canary islands.
Riddle:
Who was the most famous cat in the wild west?
Answer: Kit-ty Carson.
