Riddle:
What position do pigs play on the baseball field?
Answer: Short-stop.
Riddle:
What was the spider doing on the baseball team?
Answer: Catching flies.
Riddle:
What is the monkey's favorite month?
Answer: Ape-bril.
Riddle:
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Answer: A baseball team.
Riddle:
How do you hold a bat?
Answer: Upside down by it's feet.
Riddle:
Why can't turtles play baseball?
Answer: They can't run home.
Riddle:
Why is the baseball field hot after a game?
Answer: All the fans left.
Riddle:
Where do coal diggers play baseball?
Answer: The minor (miner) leages.
Riddle:
Where do great dragon baseball players go?
Answer: To the Hall Of Flame.
Riddle:
Why was the chef hired to coach the baseball team?
Answer: Because he knew how to handle batter(s).
