Riddle:
When are cooks cruel?
Answer: When they beat the eggs and whip the cream.
Riddle:
Why is your nose not 12 inches long?
Answer: Because it would then be a foot.
Riddle:
Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?
Answer: Both need beating.
Riddle:
What makes a pair of shoes?
Answer: Two shoes.
Riddle:
What is the end of everything?
Answer: The letter G.
Riddle:
What is the name of the ugliest tree?
Answer: Yew.
Riddle:
In what place did the rooster crow when all the world heard him?
Answer: In Noah's Ark.
Riddle:
What is full of holes and can still hold water?
Answer: A sponge.
Riddle:
What does everybody give and few take?
Answer: Advice.
Riddle:
What is so brittle that even to name it breaks it?
Answer: Silence.
