Riddle: Why did the jelly roll?
Answer: It saw the apple turn over.
Riddle: When is a man like a snake?
Answer: When he gets rattled.
Riddle: When are cooks cruel?
Answer: When they beat the eggs and whip the cream.
Riddle: Why is your nose not 12 inches long?
Answer: Because it would then be a foot.
Riddle: Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?
Answer: Both need beating.
Riddle: What makes a pair of shoes?
Answer: Two shoes.
Riddle: What is the end of everything?
Answer: The letter G.
Riddle: What is the name of the ugliest tree?
Answer: Yew.
Riddle: In what place did the rooster crow when all the world heard him?
Answer: In Noah's Ark.
Riddle: What is full of holes and can still hold water?
Answer: A sponge.