Riddle: When is a bump like a hat?
Answer: When it is felt.
Riddle: What American has had the largest family?
Answer: George Washington, Because he was the father of his country.
Riddle: What kind of bug hates Christmas?
Answer: A Humbug!
Riddle: When the clock strikes 13, what time is it?
Answer: Time to get it fixed.
Riddle: When will water stop running downhill?
Answer: When it reaches the bottom.
Riddle: What is the smallest bridge in the world?
Answer: The bridge of your nose.
Riddle: Why do we look over a stone wall?
Answer: Because we cannot see through it.
Riddle: What is good for your bald head?
Answer: Some hair.
Riddle: What is the worst weather for rats and mice?
Answer: When it rains cats and dogs.
Riddle: What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?
Answer: Carpet.