Riddle: What TV program should you watch in the bathtub?
Answer: Soap operas.
Riddle: Lily is a lilypad in a small pond. Lilly doubles her size each day, On the 20th day she covers the whole pond. On what day was Lily half the size of the pond?
Answer: Day 19, it's not 10 because on day 20 she doubled from day 19, so 19 must be half the size of the pond.
Riddle: Why did Silly Sarah race to the bathroom?
Answer: Her boyfriend told her he'd left a ring in the tub.
Riddle: What do bumblebees put in the bathtub first?
Answer: Their bee-hinds.
Riddle: What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
Answer: A submarine sandwich!
Riddle: Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?
Answer: To prevent son-burn.
Riddle: How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Answer: Tickle its navel.
Riddle: With what two animals do you always go to bed?
Answer: Two calves.
Riddle: What usually becomes a woman?
Answer: A little girl.
Riddle: How many hairs are in a bunny rabbit's tail?
Answer: None. They are all outside.