Riddle:
How do chickens like to dance?
Answer: Chick to chick
Riddle:
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Answer: Because it has Greece at the bottom.
Riddle:
What's tall, Italian, and covered in pepperoni?
Answer: The leaning tower of Pizza.
Riddle:
What happened when Mickey Mouse fell into the bathtub?
Answer: He came out squeaky clean.
Riddle:
Why won't a leopard take a bath with you?
Answer: It doesn't want to come out spotless.
Riddle:
Why can't a herd of elephants ever get really clean?
Answer: Because they can't take off their trunks.
Riddle:
Where do sailors take their baths?
Answer: In a tubmarine.
Riddle:
Why did the little potato cry in the bathtub?
Answer: It got soap in its eyes.
Riddle:
What TV program should you watch in the bathtub?
Answer: Soap operas.
Riddle:
Lily is a lilypad in a small pond. Lilly doubles her size each day, On the 20th day she covers the whole pond. On what day was Lily half the size of the pond?
Answer: Day 19, it's not 10 because on day 20 she doubled from day 19, so 19 must be half the size of the pond.
