Riddle:
Why can't a herd of elephants ever get really clean?
Answer: Because they can't take off their trunks.
Riddle:
Where do sailors take their baths?
Answer: In a tubmarine.
Riddle:
Why did the little potato cry in the bathtub?
Answer: It got soap in its eyes.
Riddle:
What TV program should you watch in the bathtub?
Answer: Soap operas.
Riddle:
Lily is a lilypad in a small pond. Lilly doubles her size each day, On the 20th day she covers the whole pond. On what day was Lily half the size of the pond?
Answer: Day 19, it's not 10 because on day 20 she doubled from day 19, so 19 must be half the size of the pond.
Riddle:
Why did Silly Sarah race to the bathroom?
Answer: Her boyfriend told her he'd left a ring in the tub.
Riddle:
What do bumblebees put in the bathtub first?
Answer: Their bee-hinds.
Riddle:
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
Answer: A submarine sandwich!
Riddle:
How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Answer: Tickle its navel.
