Riddle:
What do liars do after death?
Answer: Lie still.
Riddle:
Why does a donkey prefer thistles to oats?
Answer: Because he is an ass.
Riddle:
When may a man call his wife "honey"?
Answer: When she has a comb in her hair.
Riddle:
Which is the oldest tree?
Answer: The elder.
Riddle:
It floats like a log. It looks like a log. But it isn't a log. What is it?
Answer: An alligator.
Riddle:
I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?
Answer: A blackboard.
Riddle:
I have two hands, but I can not scratch myself. What am I?
Answer: A clock.
Riddle:
What is the hardest key to turn?
Answer: A don-key
Riddle:
I walked through a field of wheat,
I picked up something good to eat,
It was white and had no bone,
In twenty-one days it walked alone.
What did I pick up?
Answer: An Egg.
Riddle:
I run all around the pasture but never move. What am I?
Answer: A fence.
