Riddle:
Did you hear about the man who was arrested for selling self-portraits?
Answer: He was framed.
Riddle:
Why are police officers so strong?
Answer: Because they can hold up traffic.
Riddle:
Why do criminals shower so often?
Answer: They like to make a clean getaway.
Riddle:
What happened to the burglar who broke into a calendar factory?
Answer: He got twelve months.
Riddle:
What do you get if you cross a hen with a guitar?
Answer: A chicken that plucks itself.
Riddle:
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a fairy?
Answer: Stinkerbell!
Riddle:
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a witch?
Answer: A cold spell.
Riddle:
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Answer: A bull-dozer.
Riddle:
What bird can be heard at mealtimes?
Answer: A swallow.
Riddle:
Why do Egyptian pyramids have doorbells?
Answer: So you toot-'n'-come-in.
