Riddle:
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a fairy?
Answer: Stinkerbell!
Riddle:
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a witch?
Answer: A cold spell.
Riddle:
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Answer: A bull-dozer.
Riddle:
What bird can be heard at mealtimes?
Answer: A swallow.
Riddle:
Why do Egyptian pyramids have doorbells?
Answer: So you toot-'n'-come-in.
Riddle:
Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
Answer: To the dock!
Riddle:
How do you make a pirate angry?
Answer: Take away the "p" and he becomes irate.
Riddle:
Why do witches buy magazines?
Answer: They like to read the horrorscopes.
Riddle:
Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?
Answer: He was allergic to nuts.
Riddle:
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
Answer: At parking meteors
