Riddle:
Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?
Answer: He was allergic to nuts.
Riddle:
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
Answer: At parking meteors
Riddle:
What sea is in space?
Answer: The galax-sea.
Riddle:
What kind of music can you hear in space?
Answer: A nept-tune.
Riddle:
When do astronauts eat their sandwiches?
Answer: At launch time.
Riddle:
What kind of drinks do aliens like best?
Answer: Gravi-tea.
Riddle:
What time is it when you see the monster?
Answer: Time to run.
Riddle:
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
Answer: They use snail polish.
Riddle:
How do monkeys make toast?
Answer: They put it under the g'rilla
Riddle:
Why are artist no good in sports matches?
Answer: Because they keep drawing.
