Riddle: What do spiders eat with their dinner?
Answer: Corn on the cobweb.
Riddle: Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
Answer: He was always monkeying around in class.
Riddle: What was written on Frankenstein's monster's grave?
Answer: "Rust in peace."
Riddle: Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
Answer: He bolted down his food.
Riddle: Why did the man hold a shoe to his ear?
Answer: Because he was listening to sole music.
Riddle: In Ancient Egypt, what music did the mummies like most?
Answer: Wrap Music.
Riddle: How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Answer: Drop him a line.
Riddle: What happens when a sea monster gets angry?
Answer: It causes a comm-ocean.
Riddle: Why are fish so clever?
Answer: They live in schools.
Riddle: Why was the photograher arrested?
Answer: The police found his prints at the scene of a crime.