Riddle:
Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
Answer: He bolted down his food.
Riddle:
Why did the man hold a shoe to his ear?
Answer: Because he was listening to sole music.
Riddle:
In Ancient Egypt, what music did the mummies like most?
Answer: Wrap Music.
Riddle:
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Answer: Drop him a line.
Riddle:
What happens when a sea monster gets angry?
Answer: It causes a comm-ocean.
Riddle:
Why are fish so clever?
Answer: They live in schools.
Riddle:
Why was the photograher arrested?
Answer: The police found his prints at the scene of a crime.
Riddle:
Did you hear about the man who was arrested for selling self-portraits?
Answer: He was framed.
Riddle:
Why are police officers so strong?
Answer: Because they can hold up traffic.
Riddle:
Why do criminals shower so often?
Answer: They like to make a clean getaway.
