Riddle:
Where do Dutch hamsters live?
Answer: In Ham-sterdam.
Riddle:
What do you call a long line of hamsters that can't move?
Answer: A hamsterjam.
Riddle:
What is the scariest side of a haunted house?
Answer: The inside.
Riddle:
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Answer: Wipe their sheets.
Riddle:
What do mathematics teachers like to eat?
Answer: Pi.
Riddle:
What is the most useful instrument in a mathematics teacher's tool kit?
Answer: Multi-pilers!
Riddle:
What has lots of legs and smells nice?
Answer: A scent-ipede.
Riddle:
What do spiders eat with their dinner?
Answer: Corn on the cobweb.
Riddle:
Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
Answer: He was always monkeying around in class.
Riddle:
What was written on Frankenstein's monster's grave?
Answer: "Rust in peace."
