Riddle:
What do you get if a cement truck crashes into a jail?
Answer: Hardened criminals.
Riddle:
Where do TVs go on vacation?
Answer: To remote places.
Riddle:
What do you call it when two mice almost collide?
Answer: A narrow squeak.
Riddle:
Where do Dutch hamsters live?
Answer: In Ham-sterdam.
Riddle:
What do you call a long line of hamsters that can't move?
Answer: A hamsterjam.
Riddle:
What is the scariest side of a haunted house?
Answer: The inside.
Riddle:
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Answer: Wipe their sheets.
Riddle:
What do mathematics teachers like to eat?
Answer: Pi.
Riddle:
What is the most useful instrument in a mathematics teacher's tool kit?
Answer: Multi-pilers!
Riddle:
What has lots of legs and smells nice?
Answer: A scent-ipede.
