Riddle:
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
Riddle:
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Answer: Because he stole the show!
Riddle:
What happened when the crooks fell into the ocean?
Answer: They started a crime wave.
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Answer: A walkie-talkie.
Riddle:
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Answer: Because they can handle the seas!
Riddle:
What do you get if a cement truck crashes into a jail?
Answer: Hardened criminals.
Riddle:
Where do TVs go on vacation?
Answer: To remote places.
Riddle:
What do you call it when two mice almost collide?
Answer: A narrow squeak.
Riddle:
Where do Dutch hamsters live?
Answer: In Ham-sterdam.
Riddle:
What do you call a long line of hamsters that can't move?
Answer: A hamsterjam.
