Riddle:
Which part of the mermaid weighs the most?
Answer: Her scales.
Riddle:
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Answer: Jumping to a conclusion.
Riddle:
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
Answer: A stick.
Riddle:
Why do the French like to eat snails?
Answer: Because they don't like fast food!
Riddle:
What did the mountain climber name his son?
Answer: Cliff.
Riddle:
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
Riddle:
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Answer: Because he stole the show!
Riddle:
What happened when the crooks fell into the ocean?
Answer: They started a crime wave.
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Answer: A walkie-talkie.
Riddle:
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Answer: Because they can handle the seas!
