Riddle:
What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
Answer: Graaaaaaaains!
Riddle:
What business is King Kong in?
Answer: The Monkey Business.
Riddle:
What did the bee say to the flower?
Answer: Hello, honey!
Riddle:
Why did Superman wrap himself in bread?
Answer: To make himself a hero sandwhich!
Riddle:
When do truck drivers stop to eat?
Answer: Whenever they come to a fork in the road.
Riddle:
What did the first casket say to the second casket?
Answer: Is that you coffin?
Riddle:
Who is braver, a stone or a tree?
Answer: The stone, because it's a little boulder.
Riddle:
Where does the smart butter go?
Answer: On the honor roll.
Riddle:
What language does a billboard speak?
Answer: Sign language.
Riddle:
What building has the most stories?
Answer: The library.
