Riddle:
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Answer: You rock-it!
Riddle:
Why didn't the car feel well?
Answer: It had gas.
Riddle:
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Answer: So, what's your point?
Riddle:
How do you spot a modern spider?
Answer: She has a Web Site.
Riddle:
How did the barber win the race?
Answer: He used a short-cut!
Riddle:
Which part of the mermaid weighs the most?
Answer: Her scales.
Riddle:
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Answer: Jumping to a conclusion.
Riddle:
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
Answer: A stick.
Riddle:
Why do the French like to eat snails?
Answer: Because they don't like fast food!
Riddle:
What did the mountain climber name his son?
Answer: Cliff.
