Riddle:
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Answer: His parents were in a jam.
Riddle:
What did one math book say to the other math book?
Answer: Do you want to hear my problems?
Riddle:
What did the dollar say to the four quarters?
Answer: You've changed!
Riddle:
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Answer: A neck-tarine!
Riddle:
How does the moon cut his hair?
Answer: E-clipse it!
Riddle:
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Answer: You rock-it!
Riddle:
Why didn't the car feel well?
Answer: It had gas.
Riddle:
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Answer: So, what's your point?
Riddle:
How do you spot a modern spider?
Answer: She has a Web Site.
Riddle:
How did the barber win the race?
Answer: He used a short-cut!
