Riddle:
Where do baby ghosts go while their parents work?
Answer: To day scare!
Riddle:
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Answer: A jolly rancher.
Riddle:
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Answer: I'm not shore.
Riddle:
What kind of streets do zombies like?
Answer: Dead ends!
Riddle:
What kind of shoes do spies wear?
Answer: Sneakers.
Riddle:
What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
Answer: Jellyfish!
Riddle:
Why can't a leopard hide?
Answer: Because he's always spotted!
Riddle:
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Answer: Because they dropped out of school!
Riddle:
What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
Answer: Sorry, you're not my type.
Riddle:
How do you repair a broken tomato?
Answer: Tomato paste!
