Riddle:
Where do penguins keep their money?
Answer: In a snow bank!
Riddle:
What do you call two witches who live together?
Answer: Broommates!
Riddle:
Why did the vampire take art class?
Answer: He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
Riddle:
Why did the clock get sick?
Answer: It was run down.
Riddle:
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Answer: Up their sleevies!
Riddle:
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Answer: Catch you later.
Riddle:
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Answer: Fish and ships.
Riddle:
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
Answer: A nervous wreck.
Riddle:
I am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
Answer: A sponge!
Riddle:
Why did the baseball coach hire a piano player?
Answer: Because his player had the perfect pitch!
