Riddle:
Where does the smart butter go?
Answer: On the honor roll.
Riddle:
What language does a billboard speak?
Answer: Sign language.
Riddle:
What building has the most stories?
Answer: The library.
Riddle:
Why did the belt go to jail?
Answer: For holding up a pair of pants.
Riddle:
What is a cheerleader's favorite cereal?
Answer: Cheer-ios!
Riddle:
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Answer: Because they have two left feet.
Riddle:
Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Answer: In sundae school.
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.
Riddle:
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
Answer: I think I'm coming down with something.
Riddle:
Why don't chickens play baseball?
Answer: Because they hit fowl balls.
