Riddle:
I can press without fingers, pull juice from fruit, or show you love with a short embrace. What am I?
Answer: Squeeze.
It’s a wordplay on the different meanings of “squeeze.” “Press without fingers” points to applying pressure in general (like squeezing a stress ball or a trigger). “Pull juice from fruit” is literal—squeezing an orange or lemon. “Show you love with a short embrace” nods to a quick affectionate hug often called “a squeeze.” All three clues converge on the action and noun “squeeze.”
Riddle:
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Answer: Ice-Burgers!
Riddle:
What do you call a leprechaun's vacation home?
Answer: A Lepre-condo.
Riddle:
Where do sailors take their baths?
Answer: In a tubmarine.
Riddle:
How many different types of gnus are there?
Answer: Two. Good gnus and bad gnus.
Riddle:
I act like a lamp, but I have the sound of a bee. What am I?
Answer: Bright.
It’s a wordplay riddle. A lamp is “bright,” and the “sound of a bee” is the letter “B.” Put them together: B + right → “bright.”
Riddle:
When is a man like a snake?
Answer: When he gets rattled.
Riddle:
What islands should have good singers?
Answer: The Canary islands.
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross Santa Claus and a duck?
Answer: A Christmas quacker.
Riddle:
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Answer: Space-chips.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
Answer: One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
Riddle:
What chins are never shaved?
Answer: Sea Urchins.
Riddle:
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Answer: A frog, he croaks every night!
Riddle:
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Answer: Because they can handle the seas!
Riddle:
Which is the oldest tree?
Answer: The elder.
Riddle:
Roses are red, Violets are blue; And I'm forever saying: I love you. What am I?
Answer: A Valentine.
Riddle:
What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
Answer: A little above two feet.
Riddle:
Who is the meanest goat in the west?
Answer: Billy the Kid.
Riddle:
What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?
Answer: My pop is bigger than your pop.
Riddle:
What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
Answer: A platypus.
