Riddle:
What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
Answer: One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
Riddle:
When are eyes not eyes?
Answer: When the wind makes them water.
Riddle:
No is to negative as yes is to...?
Answer: Affirmative If you said "Positive" you're wrong.
Riddle:
Tara has $29.00 dollars. She bought 4 coloring books that cost $3.00 each, 4 boxes of Crayola crayons that cost $2.00 each. She spends the rest of her money on markers.
How much money did she spend on markers?
Answer: She spent $9.00 on markers.
Riddle:
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Answer: Because it must be ground before it is used.
Riddle:
What does a troll call his apartment?
Answer: Gnome sweet gnome.
Riddle:
What does the artist like to draw best?
Answer: His salary.
Riddle:
What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
Answer: BeeBop.
Riddle:
When is a ship at sea not on the water?
Answer: When she is on fire.
Riddle:
Why did the clock get sick?
Answer: It was run down.
Riddle:
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Answer: Wipe their sheets.
Riddle:
Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?
Answer: It has a spring in it
Riddle:
Why is a ferry boat like a good rule?
Answer: Because it works both ways.
Riddle:
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Answer: Because he stole the show!
Riddle:
How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Answer: Tickle its navel.
Riddle:
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Answer: Drop him a line.
Riddle:
When may a man call his wife "honey"?
Answer: When she has a comb in her hair.
Riddle:
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Answer: Beacause it was a moth ball.
Riddle:
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Answer: Disc-o.
Riddle:
Through me, you see through things. What am I?
Answer: An X-ray machine.
