Riddle:
A girl walked into a bar and ordered some water. The bartender then threw a big hairy spider at her. A few minutes later, the girl thanked the man and walked out. Why?
Answer: The girl had the hiccups and the man scared them away by throwing the big hairy spider at her.
Riddle:
I have a heart that doesn't beat, a mouth that doesn't speak, and a head that doesn't think. What am I?
Answer: An artichoke.
Riddle:
How can you eat and study at the same time?
Answer: Eat alphabet soup.
Riddle:
Take a look at it, you surely won't be shook! Let it happen, you surely will get shook! What is it?
Answer: A Surprise.
Riddle:
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a canary?
Answer: A very messy cage.
Riddle:
On Earth, I am dead, Though I live on the moon. I am in no crater, And I'm in every boom. What am I?
Answer: The Letter "0".
Riddle:
What do spiders eat with their dinner?
Answer: Corn on the cobweb.
Riddle:
What is the monkey's favorite month?
Answer: Ape-bril.
Riddle:
What grows down as it grows up?
Answer: A goose.
Riddle:
Is it hard to spot a leapard?
Answer: No, they come that way.
Riddle:
Holding two swords and eight spears and dressed in a cow-leather tunic, I peek through a hole in the door. What am I?
Answer: A Crab.
Riddle:
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Answer: Ice-Burgers!
Riddle:
What kind of bug hates Christmas?
Answer: A Humbug!
Riddle:
Who is the strange one who lives in the sea, he has eight arms but no legs. Who is it?
Answer: An Octopus.
Riddle:
What is a sheep's favorite type of chocolate?
Answer: A Hersheys baaa.
Riddle:
What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
Answer: Nothing! Reindeer can't talk.
Riddle:
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
Answer: A comb.
Riddle:
What do you call a leprechaun's vacation home?
Answer: A Lepre-condo.
