Riddle:
A snail drew an s on his car. Why?
Answer: So people can see the S CAR GO.
Riddle:
What does an Aardark like on its pizza?
Answer: Ant-chovies.
Riddle:
They are many and one, They wave and they drum, Used to cover a stare, They go with you everywhere. What are they?
Answer: Your hands.
Riddle:
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
Answer: With a cabbage patch!
Riddle:
Can you drop a full glass and spill no water?
Answer: Yes, if the glass is full of milk (or anything else but water).
Riddle:
Does Brittain have a 4th of July?
Answer: Yes, it also have July 1, 2, 3, 5 and so on.
Riddle:
What flies but never lands?
Answer: Time.
Riddle:
What is full of holes but still holds water?
Answer: A Sponge.
Riddle:
You are driving a car. On your right, there is a steep cliff. Right in front of you, there is a horse and right behind you, there is an elephant, both of which travel at your own speed. On your left, there is a fire truck blocking you. How do you stop your car?
Answer: Just ask the merry-go-round operator to stop!
Riddle:
What do reindeer use to decorate their antlers?
Answer: Horn-aments!
Riddle:
Sweet tooth, Ah shoot, All gone, We all long, For another piece of it. What is it?
Answer: Candy.
Riddle:
Why did the man hold a shoe to his ear?
Answer: Because he was listening to sole music.
Riddle:
What has 4 wheels and flies?
Answer: A garbage truck! lol!
Riddle:
As I was walking across the London Bridge, I met a man who drew his hat and drew his cane, and in this riddle, I said his name. What is it?
Answer: His name is Andrew.
Riddle:
I spin a web to help my friend. Who am I?"
Answer: Charlotte.
Riddle:
Three hens lay three eggs in three days. How many eggs do 15 hens lay in 15 days?
Answer: If three hens lay three eggs in three days, then one hen lays one egg in three days. In 15 days, one hen will lay five eggs. Therefore, 15 hens will lay 75 eggs in 15 days.
Riddle:
How are people like animals?
Answer: We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves in our legs and bull on our tongues.
Riddle:
Though desert men once called me God, To-day men call me mad, For I wag my tail when I am angry, And growl when I am glad. What am I?
Answer: A Cat
Riddle:
How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
Answer: You bump your nose on the ceiling.
