Riddle:
What kind of dog has no tail?
Answer: A hot dog.
Riddle:
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Answer: A mush-room.
Riddle:
What would you get if you crossed a giraffe with a rooster?
Answer: You'd get an animal that wakes people who live on the top floor.
Riddle:
Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?
Answer: Both need beating.
Riddle:
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
Answer: It raises a stink.
Riddle:
If a rooster lays an egg on the ridge of a roof, which side will the egg fall?
Answer: Rooster’s don’t lay eggs. Hen’s do.
Riddle:
What has one eye but cannot see?
Answer: A needle.
Riddle:
There are eight lemons in a bowl. You take three of them. How many lemons do you have now?
Answer: You have three lemons–the ones you took.
Riddle:
What has 4 legs and only 1 foot?
Answer: A Bed.
Riddle:
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Answer: Three skunks eating a pickle.
Riddle:
A snail drew an s on his car. Why?
Answer: So people can see the S CAR GO.
Riddle:
It's 7:00 am. You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents, who came to have breakfast. In your fridge: bread, milk (pasteurized!), juice, and a jar of jam. What do you open first?
Answer: Your eyes.
Riddle:
What has to be broken before you use it?
Answer: Eggs.
Riddle:
What’s the difference between U and I?
Answer: Eleven letters.
Riddle:
What does an Aardark like on its pizza?
Answer: Ant-chovies.
Riddle:
A house with two occupants, sometimes one, rarely three. Break the walls, eat the borders, then throw away me.
What am I?
Answer: A Peanut.
Riddle:
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
Answer: With a cabbage patch!
Riddle:
What flies but never lands?
Answer: Time.
Riddle:
You are driving a car. On your right, there is a steep cliff. Right in front of you, there is a horse and right behind you, there is an elephant, both of which travel at your own speed. On your left, there is a fire truck blocking you. How do you stop your car?
Answer: Just ask the merry-go-round operator to stop!
Riddle:
A red drum which sounds Without being touched, And grows silent, When it is touched. What is it?
Answer: Your heart.
