Riddle:
A hundred feet in the air, but it's back is on the ground. What is it?
Answer: A centipede flipped over.
Riddle:
What do you get if you cross a hen with a guitar?
Answer: A chicken that plucks itself.
Riddle:
Why did the spider get a job in I.T.?
Answer: Because he was a great web designer.
Riddle:
What flowers can be found between the nose and the chin?
Answer: Tulips – get it? “Two lips.”
Riddle:
Riddle me this. Riddle me that. It's over your head, yet under your hat. What is it?
Answer: Your hair.
Riddle:
Why can't you play hide-n-seek with chicklets?
Answer: They're always peeping.
Riddle:
Imagine you are in the days of the dinosaurs, and one is chasing after you, about to eat you... What do you do?
Answer: Easy, Stop imagining!
Riddle:
How can we tell that Saturn was married more than once?
Answer: Because she has so many rings!
Riddle:
What makes a pair of shoes?
Answer: Two shoes.
Riddle:
Why did the outlaw hold up the bakery?
Answer: He kneaded the dough.
Riddle:
I am always hungry, I must always be fed, The finger I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
Answer: I am fire.
Riddle:
What has 4 eyes but cannot see?
Answer: Mississippi.
Riddle:
What did the dollar say to the four quarters?
Answer: You've changed!
Riddle:
I have four legs and one back, yet I can't walk
What am I?
Answer: It is a chair.
Riddle:
What shoes do frogs wear in the summer?
Answer: Open toad shoes.
Riddle:
What do ghosts like to do on a Saturday night?
Answer: BOOGIE.
Riddle:
What do you call a tree-chopper who sleeps on the job?
Answer: A slumber-jack
Riddle:
What word doesn't belong in this group? That, hat, what, mat, cat, sat, pat, or chat?
Answer: What. It's pronounced differently; all of the others rhyme.
Riddle:
What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Answer: EDAM cheese. ( 'made' backwards is edam )
