Riddle:
How does the moon cut his hair?
Answer: E-clipse it!
Riddle:
Why is the baseball field hot after a game?
Answer: All the fans left.
Riddle:
Two mother's and two daughters went out to eat. They each had one burger, yet only three burgers were eaten. How is this possible?
Answer: There was a grandmother, mother, and a daughter.
Riddle:
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Answer: A towel.
Riddle:
Why aren't elephants allowed on the beach?
Answer: They can't keep their trunks up!
Riddle:
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Answer: Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Riddle:
I lead the way into the unknown, and bring strength where there is fear. I am the creator of invention, and the maker of all adventure. What am I?
Answer: I am curiosity!
Riddle:
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Answer: Because he was standing on the deck.
Riddle:
What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
Answer: Jellyfish!
Riddle:
A man rides into town on Friday. He stays two nights. How does he leave on Tuesday?
Answer: His horse was called Friday.
Riddle:
Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
Answer: Baseball!
Riddle:
Three men are walking across a green and luscious field. Only two of them are wearing rubber boots and yet the feet of the third man remain dry. Why?
Answer: The ground is not wet!
Riddle:
When is a piece of wood like a King?
Answer: When it is made into a ruler.
Riddle:
What did the scientist get when he crossed a chicken and a cow?
Answer: Roost beef.
Riddle:
What is always traveling, has life, has sense but doesn't live?
Answer: The Earth!
Riddle:
One word in this sentence is misspelled. What word is it?
Answer: MISSPELLED. It isn't spelled wrong, the one word in this sentence IS "misspelled."
Riddle:
A magician had a water glass that was filled to the top. Holding the glass above his head he let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water. How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of six feet and not spill any water?
Answer: The glass was filled, but not with water.
Riddle:
What is something that is more useful when you break it?
Hint: It's not an egg.
Answer: A glow stick.
Riddle:
What's the coolest letter in the alphabet?
Answer: The letter B. It's surrounded by AC.
Riddle:
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Answer: Red paint.
