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Riddle Count: 89
Riddle:

I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?

Answer:

A candle.

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I have a neck and no head, two arms but no hands. I’m with you to school, I’m with you to work. What am I?

Answer:

A Shirt.

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Riddle:

What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?

Answer:

Dead Siri-ous.

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A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. A little while later, they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

Answer:

She shot her husband with a camera and then developed the photo.

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A detective who was mere days away from cracking an international oil smuggling ring has suddenly gone missing. While inspecting his last-known location, officers find a note: 710 57735 34 5508 51 7718. Currently, there are 3 suspects: Bill, John, and Todd. Can you break the detective's code and find the criminal's name?

Answer:

Bill is the suspect if you read upside down the numbers it says: "Bill is boss. He sells oil."

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Although glory but not at my best. Power will fall to me finally when the man made me is dead. What am I?

Answer:

A Prince.

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A man is found murdered on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police, who question the wife and the staff, and are given the following alibis: the wife says she was sleeping, the butler was cleaning the closet, the gardener was picking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail, and the cook was preparing breakfast. Immediately, the police arrest the murderer. Who did it and how did the police know?

Answer:

The Maid, There is no mail on Sundays.

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Riddle:

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer:

None. It's a hardware problem.

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A girl was attending her mother's funeral where she met a man. She was very intrigued by the man and was interested in getting to know him. As she was making her rounds she realized she had not gotten the man's name or number. Later, when she went to find him, he had already left. A week later, she murdered her older brother to find the man. Why?

Answer:

So the man would attend the funeral again.

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Riddle:

There are 10 types of people in the world. Who are they?

Answer:

Those who understand binary, and those who don't. In Binary 10 is equal to the number two in base ten.

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