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Riddle:

Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, "Are you ill?" The second byte replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."

Answer:

A byte can only be 1 or 0. On is 1 Off is 0. Get the joke now?

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Riddle:

You have been given the task of transporting 3,000 apples 1,000 miles from Appleland to Bananaville. Your truck can carry 1,000 apples at a time. Every time you travel a mile towards Bananaville you must pay a tax of 1 apple but you pay nothing when going in the other direction (towards Appleland).

What is the least amount of apples you need to pay. How is that possible?

Answer:

833 apples.

Step one: First you want to make 3 trips of 1,000 apples 333 miles.You will be left with 2,001 apples and 667 miles to go.

Step two: Next you want to take 2 trips of 1,000 apples 500 miles. You will be left with 1,000 apples and 167 miles to go (you have to leave an apple behind).

Step three: Finally, you travel the last 167 miles with one load of 1,000 apples and are left with 833 apples in Bananaville.

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Riddle:

Can I modify an object in CORBA?

Answer:

As you wish, I do not have any objections.

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Riddle:

What is a builders favorite cereal?

Answer:

weetabrix!

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Riddle:

Complete the phrase When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you ____.

Answer:
The riddle "Breathing" is unanswered.
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Riddle:

Why can't you play cards in the jungle?

Answer:

Because there are lots of cheetahs (cheaters).

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Riddle:

When is 99 more than 100?

Answer:

A microwave. Generally when you run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 minute and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between teachers and sweets?

Answer:

People love sweets.

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Riddle:

What goes up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?

Answer:

An umberella.

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